Movie Review – The Karate Kid

The Karate Kid

Directed by Harald Zwart

Starring Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan, Taraji P. Henson, Wenwen Han, Rongguang Yu, and Zhenwei Wang.

Backstory

When I first heard that they were doing a Karate Kid remake, I reacted that such a thing venture dangerously into “raping my childhood” territory. I mean, it’s fully ingrained in the pop culture history of any child of the 1980s. When I heard that Will Smith was on board as a producer, so he could make it a star-making film for his son, I had more doubts. When I heard that the movie was taking place in China but still called “The Karate Kid,” I was among those who pointed out that Kung Fu is primary martial art of China, and Karate is Japanese. But, the film still came together, and, like all remakes of things from my childhood, I was mildly curious.

Plot

12 year-old Dre Parker is a kid out of his element. His mom just got transferred, and he’s been forced to move from his home in Detroit all the way across the world to Beijing. As is the case with all new kids in a new setting, he quickly becomes the object of the neighborhood bullies, who are all well-versed in kung fu and take great pleasure in practicing their skills on young Dre. But then, after one particularly brutal beating, Dre is saved by Mr. Han, the maintenance man at his apartment building. Mr. Han reveals himself to be a kung fu master, and Dre pleads with Mr. Han to teach him kung fu so he can meet the bullies on equal footing. Mr. Han reluctantly agrees, and as the Dre learns kung fu, he helps Mr. Han battle his own personal demons. Will Dre finally develop the skills to beat the bullies at the big kung fu tournament? And why does Mr. Han keep a car in his living room?

What I Liked

This film looks absolutely beautiful. Filmed mostly on location in China, there’s lots of gorgeous Chinese scenery on display. Another thing I liked over the original is that the characters of the mother and the girlfriend have more to do. In the original, the mother kind of disappeared once Mr. Miyagi showed up, but in the new one, the mom takes an active interest in her son’s new hobby and goes out of her way to befriend Mr. Han. The girlfriend also has her own big competition that she’s training for, and Dre helps her out. And, as is the case with all things like this, I did pick up on all the subtle references to the original, and they made me smile.

What I Didn’t Like

With the age of the main character being reduced from around 17 to 12, the fights and the bullying just come across as way more brutal than in the original. And, having grown up with the original, the plot doesn’t deviate too far from the original, and thus offers very little new.

Final Assessment

It offers just enough new stuff to make it fun and enjoyable on its own merits. It still warm and fuzzy enough to make you feel warm and fuzzy.

3 Nibs

Movie Review – The A-Team

The A-Team

Directed by Joe Carnahan

Starring Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson, Sharlto Copley, Patrick Wilson, Gerald McRaney, Henry Czerny, and Brian Bloom.

Backstory

Ah, another favourite TV show from my youth brought to the big screen.  I remember being a wee lad and being able to stay up late on Saturday nights to watch The A-Team.  I think a movie version was first announced way back in 1996, and I’ve been following it online ever since waiting to see if it would come to fruition.  Well, it did, in the summer of 2010.  The trailers made it look very ridiculous…much like the original TV show.  Would it match up with my childhood remembrances?

Plot

In the US Army, one of the best elite commando units is the Alpha Squad, or “A-Team” under the command of Col. John “Hannibal” Smith.  His team consists of Templeton “Faceman” Peck, B.A. Baracus, and “Howling Mad” Murdock.  During the war in Iraq, the team is sent on a secret mission to recover a set of US currency engraving plates and $1 billion in counterfeit American money before the insurgents can use it.  The team is successful, but they are double-crossed, and man who ordered them on their mission is promptly killed.  With no evidence that they were officially ordered on their mission, the A-Team is promptly arrested and sent to prison.  But it’s not long before they escape and get back together to answer the key questions:  who set them up?  Who really stole the engraving plates?  And can they clear their names?

What I Liked

As you can tell by my plot description, the movie is kind of like a prequel to the TV show, showing that “crime they didn’t commit” always talked about in the TV show’s opening narration, and their first mission, which was understandably to clear their names.  It also has this spectacular opening sequence that explains how the team came together.  Murdock, my favourite character from the original show, is just as crazy as ever.  And, just like the original show, there’s a great sense of humour, making the whole film quite funny.

What I Didn’t Like

Aww, man, we never got to see Hannibal show his trademark mastery of disguise!  Also, the plot does get a little confusing as you try to keep track of all the nameless suits, renegade agents, and who’s double-crossing who.

Final Assessment

Completely ridiculous and over the top…and therefore, just like the original TV show!  My inner child was very pleased.

3 Nibs