Oh, Crap

Chaos in Print

Oh, crap. I still gotta write something for the website.

I really don’t feel like writing anything. All my time and writing energy is spent writing stuff for school. Then, I have to sit down and write something for the website and I’m, “Ugh.” But I can’t take a break; I can’t take a day off, if only because I’m still in a pissing contest with Mr. Anderson. In your face, Mr. Chuck Loves the World: the Daily Comic Strip! Quantity, not quality, baby!

But I guess I really should write something. I applied to write for NAIT’s paper next year, and I said on my resume that I’ve posted something here every week for the past six years. It’s where I honed my writing skills, I said.

“Hone.” That’s the one, shall we say, “big word,” I probably use the most.

It’s one o’clock in the morning and I’m watching Janet Jackson on Saturday Night Live. I’m glad they did the “baring of the boob” bit right at the start of the show and got it out of the way. That’d suck if they dragged that out for the whole show. Janet Jackson is the musical guest tonight, too. I’ve always thought she was kind of lame.

But not as lame as when Donald Trump hosted last week. That was just a collection of lame bits starring Donald Trump.

Speaking of Donald Trump, did you watch the Apprentice last night? Only watched it for one reason my friend: the new Spider-Man 2 trailer. I can hardly wait until that movie! I’m planning my whole summer around that film. It doesn’t matter that it’s coming out two days earlier now – June 30. I’m still planning on seeing it on my birthday.

I lost my train of thought. I was watching Weekend Update. Oh, I love Tina Fey. She’s funny and hot. My God. The resemblance between new cast member Fred Armisten and that dweeb from Omiya is freaky.

Is that enough yet? No? Argh. But I’m going to end it here anyway. It’s late. I’ve got nothing to say. I promise I’ll have something cooler next week. I go sleep now.

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