So what is this obsession with size on the Internet? Every time I check my e-mail, I see that I’m flooded with all kinds of spam saying that my size can be increased by 4 inches. I just look and that and say, “But what am I going to do with 20 inches?” And then, because we live a society of equality, I keep scrolling through my inbox to see that, for just $14.95, I can increase to the next cup size. First, let me get a girlfriend. Then, I’ll let her ignore such spam. And then, as I keep going through the inbox, we get out of the smut and into something more legitimate. Faster bandwidth! Bigger server space! Bigger numbers in your bank account! Advertisers on the Internet seem to follow the motto of the Olympics: swifter, higher, stronger. And now, Chuck wants me to get in on the action. But, he’s doing it in a way to buck the trend.
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