Losers whine about their best. Winners get to go home and f**k the prom queen.

– Sean Connery’s character in The Rock

Greetings, y’all! ‘Tis I, the Scarecrow, coming at you in print once again. OK, I didn’t want to start the column with that, but I didn’t want the editor to think I submitted the wrong thing again. That’s how he tells it’s my column you know, by that greeting. Anyway, something has been brewing inside me all day, and it finally came to a head and I had to write about it.

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