Movie Reviews

Welcome to the movie reviews! I’ll warn you, I don’t get to the theatre often, so it’s not like this is going to be very current. But hey, a lot of people I know don’t get to the theatre that often, so this’ll still be helpful! Let me explain my system. I like to eat licorice nibs when I go to the movies, so I use my patented Nib system. 1 nib means it sucks, 4 means it rocks! (And there are those rare, super-duper gems that warrant 5 nibs). So, let the reviewing begin!

2017:

Beauty and the Beast
Kong: Skull Island
Power Rangers
Logan
The Lego Batman Movie
A Dog’s Purpose
The Founder

2016:

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Moana
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Doctor Strange
Suicide Squad
Star Trek Beyond
Ghostbusters
Independence Day: Resurgence
Finding Dory
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
X-Men: Apocalypse
Captain America: Civil War
Zootopia
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
The Revenant
Deadpool

2015:

Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The Good Dinosaur
The Peanuts Movie
Spectre
Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation
Ant-Man
Inside Out
Jurassic World
Tomorrowland
Mad Max: Fury Road
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Cinderella
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Jupiter Ascending

2014:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Interstellar
Big Hero 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Guardians of the Galaxy
Transformers: Age of Extinction
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Godzilla
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
The Wind Rises
The Lego Movie

2013:

Frozen
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Thor: The Dark World
Gravity
Kick-Ass 2
The Wolverine
Pacific Rim
The Lone Ranger
Monsters University
Man of Steel
Star Trek Into Darkness
Iron Man 3
G.I. Joe: Retaliation

2012:

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Django Unchained
Wreck-It Ralph
Skyfall
Frankenweenie
The Dark Knight Rises
The Amazing Spider-Man
Brave
Prometheus
The Avengers
John Carter
The Secret World of Arrietty

2011:

The Muppets
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of
Shadows

Cowboys & Aliens
Captain America: The First
Avenger

Transformers: Dark of the
Moon

Green Lantern
X-Men: First Class
Thor
The Green Hornet

2010:

Tron Legacy
Megamind
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Inception
The A-Team
The Karate Kid
Toy Story 3
Iron Man 2
Kick-Ass
Clash of the Titans
Alice in Wonderland
Cop Out

2009:

Avatar
Sherlock Holmes
The Princess and the Frog
Astro Boy
Where the Wild Things Are
Inglourious Basterds
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Ponyo
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Up
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Star Trek
Watchmen
Coraline

2008:

Quantum of Solace
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Wall-E
The Incredible Hulk
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Iron Man
Cloverfield

2007:

I Am Legend
Sweeny Todd
Beowulf
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The Simpsons Movie
Transformers
Ratatouille
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Spider-Man 3
Fracture
Next
Grindhouse
300
TMNT
Ghost Rider

2006:

Rocky Balboa
Casino Royale
The Prestige
Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Clerks II
Superman Returns
Cars
X-Men: The Last Stand
V for Vendetta

2005:

King Kong
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Serenity
Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride
Fantastic Four
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
War of the Worlds
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Howl’s Moving Castle
Batman Begins
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

2004:

Animated Film Catch-Up (Lilo
& Stitch, Treasure Planet, Brother Bear, Spirit: Stallion of
the Cimarron, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Fahrenheit 9/11
Shrek 2
Spider-Man 2

2002:

Minority Report
Signs
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Pokémon 5
The Powerpuff Girls Movie
Men in Black II
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Spider-Man
Blade II

2001:

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Monsters, Inc.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Osmosis Jones
Planet of the Apes
Jurassic Park III
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Evolution
Pearl Harbor
Shrek
The Mummy Returns
Pokemon 3: The Movie
Hannibal

2000:

The Emperor’s New Groove
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Unbreakable
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Charlie’s Angels
Space Cowboys
Godzilla 2000
Pokemon the Movie 2000
X-Men
The Perfect Storm
The Patriot
Chicken Run
Shaft
Titan A.E.
Mission: Impossible II
Dinosaur
Gladiator
The Road to El Dorado
Fantasia 2000

1999:

Pokemon: The First Movie
The World is Not Enough
The Iron Giant
Mystery Men
Inspector Gadget
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Tarzan
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Finale
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
The Mummy
The Matrix

1998:

Blade
BASEketball
Saving Private Ryan
The Mask of Zorro
Armageddon
The X-Files
Mulan
The Truman Show
Godzilla
Deep Impact

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by Mark Cappis