Welcome to the movie reviews! I’ll warn you, I don’t get to the theatre often, so it’s not like this is going to be very current. But hey, a lot of people I know don’t get to the theatre that often, so this’ll still be helpful! Let me explain my system. I like to eat licorice nibs when I go to the movies, so I use my patented Nib system. 1 nib means it sucks, 4 means it rocks! (And there are those rare, super-duper gems that warrant 5 nibs). So, let the reviewing begin!
2022:
2021:
The King’s Man
The Matrix Resurrections
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Eternals
No Time to Die
Venom: Let There Be Carnage
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
The Suicide Squad
Jungle Cruise
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins
Black Widow
Cruella
Godzilla vs. Kong
Raya and the Last Dragon
2020:
Bill & Ted Face the Music
The New Mutants
Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey
2019:
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Frozen II
Joker
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Toy Story 4
Dark Phoenix
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Avengers: Endgame
Shazam!
Captain Marvel
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
Alita: Battle Angel
2018:
Aquaman
Bumblebee
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Venom
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Incredibles 2
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Deadpool 2
Avengers: Infinity War
Ready Player One
Black Panther
2017:
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Coco
Justice League
Thor: Ragnarok
The Lego Ninjago Movie
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Cars 3
Wonder Woman
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Beauty and the Beast
Kong: Skull Island
Power Rangers
Logan
The Lego Batman Movie
A Dog’s Purpose
The Founder
2016:
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Moana
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Doctor Strange
Suicide Squad
Star Trek Beyond
Ghostbusters
Independence Day: Resurgence
Finding Dory
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
X-Men: Apocalypse
Captain America: Civil War
Zootopia
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
The Revenant
Deadpool
2015:
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The Good Dinosaur
The Peanuts Movie
Spectre
Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation
Ant-Man
Inside Out
Jurassic World
Tomorrowland
Mad Max: Fury Road
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Cinderella
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Jupiter Ascending
2014:
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Interstellar
Big Hero 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Guardians of the Galaxy
Transformers: Age of Extinction
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Godzilla
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
The Wind Rises
The Lego Movie
2013:
Frozen
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Thor: The Dark World
Gravity
Kick-Ass 2
The Wolverine
Pacific Rim
The Lone Ranger
Monsters University
Man of Steel
Star Trek Into Darkness
Iron Man 3
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
2012:
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Django Unchained
Wreck-It Ralph
Skyfall
Frankenweenie
The Dark Knight Rises
The Amazing Spider-Man
Brave
Prometheus
The Avengers
John Carter
The Secret World of Arrietty
2011:
The Muppets
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of
Shadows
Cowboys & Aliens
Captain America: The First
Avenger
Transformers: Dark of the
Moon
Green Lantern
X-Men: First Class
Thor
The Green Hornet
2010:
Tron Legacy
Megamind
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Inception
The A-Team
The Karate Kid
Toy Story 3
Iron Man 2
Kick-Ass
Clash of the Titans
Alice in Wonderland
Cop Out
2009:
Avatar
Sherlock Holmes
The Princess and the Frog
Astro Boy
Where the Wild Things Are
Inglourious Basterds
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Ponyo
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Up
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Star Trek
Watchmen
Coraline
2008:
Quantum of Solace
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Wall-E
The Incredible Hulk
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Iron Man
Cloverfield
2007:
I Am Legend
Sweeny Todd
Beowulf
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The Simpsons Movie
Transformers
Ratatouille
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Spider-Man 3
Fracture
Next
Grindhouse
300
TMNT
Ghost Rider
2006:
Rocky Balboa
Casino Royale
The Prestige
Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Clerks II
Superman Returns
Cars
X-Men: The Last Stand
V for Vendetta
2005:
King Kong
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Serenity
Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride
Fantastic Four
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
War of the Worlds
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Howl’s Moving Castle
Batman Begins
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
2004:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Fahrenheit 9/11
Shrek 2
Spider-Man 2
2002:
Minority Report
Signs
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Pokémon 5
The Powerpuff Girls Movie
Men in Black II
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Spider-Man
Blade II
2001:
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Monsters, Inc.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Osmosis Jones
Planet of the Apes
Jurassic Park III
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Evolution
Pearl Harbor
Shrek
The Mummy Returns
Pokemon 3: The Movie
Hannibal
2000:
The Emperor’s New Groove
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Unbreakable
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Charlie’s Angels
Space Cowboys
Godzilla 2000
Pokemon the Movie 2000
X-Men
The Perfect Storm
The Patriot
Chicken Run
Shaft
Titan A.E.
Mission: Impossible II
Dinosaur
Gladiator
The Road to El Dorado
Fantasia 2000
1999:
Pokemon: The First Movie
The World is Not Enough
The Iron Giant
Mystery Men
Inspector Gadget
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Tarzan
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Finale
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
The Mummy
The Matrix
1998:
Blade
BASEketball
Saving Private Ryan
The Mask of Zorro
Armageddon
The X-Files
Mulan
The Truman Show
Godzilla
Deep Impact