A Page of Random Sentences

Chaos in Print

The crappiest new TV show is American Dad.

Ya know, as much as I’ve studied physics, I still don’t get how the sky is blue.

I’m sorry, but the show was about Mulder. When David Duchovney started grumbling about leaving the show, they should have pulled the plug.

I think it would be a really good idea if I stopped spending what little money I have on Star Wars action figures and started spending it on shirts.

My favourite sarcastic compliment has to be “You will be remembered forever in the Hall of Valour.”

What is love? Baby don’t hurt me…don’t hurt me…no more.

I think it’s OK to skip a week rather than coming with crap at the last minute.

Someday, I’ll be rich and famous and I’ll buy my own train. No one buys their own train. They’re all preoccupied with jets.

I mean, I’m unemployed right now. I can write something in the mid-afternoon instead of watching all those Star Trek reruns on Space.

Leonard Maltin’s Movie Guide. It’s my bible.

Scarecrow is the villain in the new Batman movie. Finally!

I can’t believe Dynamation went out of business. They’re the company that made animatronic dinosaurs for museums.

Pokémon 8 hits Japanese theatres this summer. Finally!

It takes effort to write something good. I’ve known that for six years, but I still don’t practice it.

Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be.

I mean, seriously, would the world stop turning if I took a week off?

The walls aren’t closing in.

My slippers are furry.

Bed time.

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